Wednesday night I decided it was time to go get a beer so I wanted to look for a bar I'd heard about called "The Office"
Great name, by the way.
"Honey, I'm going to the office!" 6 hours later you come home plastered. "I really love my job!"
Well it's a nice place. Brand new and it looks like a bar you'd see on CSI Miami. The bar itself was pretty packed so I squeezed in next to cute girl with freckles and a nose ring and ordered my Miller Lite.
"high five." The cute girl with the freckles and the nose ring said while holding up her hand. Oh, and she was pretty drunk too.
SoI high-fived her, but she only made contact with half of my hand.
"You missed," I said.
"Have you seen Borat?"
"No I haven't."
"He does that... High five!"
This time playing on her inebriation I missed her hand on purpose.
"You Missed again."
She started laughing not sure if missing was her fault or mine.
We tried high fiving a few more times and I became like Lucy to her Charlie Brown always snatching the football away just before Charlie can kick it.
Finally I missed on purpose and tapped her on the forehead. She laughed flurtatiously then introduced me to her boyfriend.