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A blog that closely resembles blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated race-car, during a beer induced adrenaline rush!
Thursday, May 03, 2018
Avengers Infinity War shows the dark side of environmentalism and the left is going nuts!
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Thursday, January 09, 2014
10 Commandments forFront End Web Development
- Work with the functionality, not against it, or around it. The best products are a good marriage of form and function. The worst products focus on one or forget the other.
- Think in terms of user tasks, not pages—This is rule #1 for mobile
- Do anything, as long as you do it consistently
- Be brief, be upfront. Web users rarely read past the first paragraph
- Graceful degradation is an acceptable practice. Don’t waste effort on (money) forcing legacy browsers the exact visual experience as newer browsers, as long as the functionality is there (I’m talking to you Internet Explorer 8!)
- Your visual elements should use HTML 5 first, and images where it’s not possible.
- JavaScript/jQuery is great for interface logic, not business logic.
- Use JavaScript and CSS as complementary tools, they are not always mutually exclusive.
- You don’t have to be original. Look to see if someone else has done it before you, and follow their example.
(or “Good programmers write good code, great programmers steal someone else’s” - old internet adage) - Be inspired. Look at other sites often to see what other people are doing different, and doing well.
Friday, September 07, 2012
My Plan For America
- Reform the tax code: Either a flat or fair tax. I might even be wiling to consider a VAT tax,
as long as income ceases to be a consideration in taxation. The progressive tax system has become so
progressive that politically it is impossible to propose tax cuts without being
accused of giving tax cuts to millionaires.
Of course the critics are right, since those are the only people
actually paying taxes anymore.
- Resolve the housing crisis overnight by
privatizing Freddie Mac and Fannie May while repealing the Community
Reinvestment Act. I would also appoint
Chris Dodd and Barney Frank as their respective CEO’s. Without federal funding those companies would
immediately collapse. As soon as bad
mortgages stopped being issued, the housing market rebounds.
- Deal with Iran… indirectly. Since we are already planning to leave Iran
and Afganistan I would park some of our bombers, tanks and other military
equipment over in Isreal… maybe even leave the keys in the ignition of some B-1
Bombers. Isreal, Do what you have to do…
We’ll look the other way.
- Open up drilling EVERYWHERE. This creates jobs and affordable energy.
- Healthcare:
- Repeal Obamacare.
- Enable individuals to buy insurance across state lines
- Allow portability of insurance over an individual’s lifetime.
- A policy is opened at 18 years of age
- As long as that policy is maintained
- Covers 99% of pre-existing conditions (because most 18 year olds are healthy)
- Keep it until you die.
- No unreasonable penalties for changing your plan attribute over time.
- This creates competition, individual responsibility and lowers healthcare costs while increasing service through the free market.
- And give more people access to Healthcare Savings Accounts
- Medicare
- If you are over 40, you can opt to keep Medicare.
- If you are under 40, see the above Healthcare point.
- Debt:
- Reduce spending to 2006 levels
- Federal Spending freeze for 10 years
- Pay down national debt
- If that doesn’t work, sell California (and everything in it) to the Chinese. They’re practically communist there already. Should be a smooth transition
Wednesday, August 01, 2012
I Only Eat Free-Market Chicken
Jos Wheaton is pretty much a socialist, but I still saw Avengers opening night in the theater.
Dan Rooney II is currently Obama's ambassador to Ireland, but the Pittsburgh Steelers are still my favorite sports franchise
I saw Avengers because it was a great movie.
I root for the Steelers because they are awesome!
Friday, January 06, 2012
To Van Halen or not to Van Halen?!?!
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Twenty-Three Short Stanzas About 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Lets Talk iPhone
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Concept iPhone with tapered back.
I think this design would make it harder
to play Angry Birds
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- An aluminum unibidy construction. This is cool. The MacBooks are made this way and it makes them smaller and lighter than other computers that are held together by a multi-part chassis. It only makes sense that Apple would include this design into their mobile line.
- Smart money is on this feature as an unintended posting of iPhone 5 cases has confirmed that the new iPhone will have a redesigned body.
- Improved 8 megapixel Camera. This is a no-brainer. All the competing phones have an HD, 8MP camera, why not iPhone? This is just keeping up with the Joneses…. If by Joneses you mean Google.
- Faster/more processers and Ram. There is heavy speculation that iPhone 5 will have a full gigabyte of ram, doubling the previous incarnation. It is assumed to also have the same a5 dual-core processer from the iPad 2. All the thechnial specs aside, I trust apple’s hardware. Think about all your friends who have the HTC Android phones. How many times have they been replaced? I know people who have had to replace their handsets three times in a contract. My first iPhone is still being used by my dad… and boy is it slow. But it still works. Solid!
- Voice Integration. This could sseriously be a gamechanger in the mobile market. Don't belive me? Well this article from Forbes should give you some insight. iOS has had a voice integration for a while now, but it was fairly limited. But imagine being able to control most functions of your smartphone without having to touch it? Wow! "Gamechanger" is an understatement!
- iOS5.
Really that’s all I need to say but there’s a ton of new features in
here. iOS (the system software that
runs all Apple mobile devices) was announced at a spring event to be released “in
the fall” but no specific timeframe was given.
Typically new hardware follows about 10 days after the big product
announcement so I would speculate that, based on previous experience, iOS 5
will be available within 24 hours of the big announcement for existing devices.

Another "thin" concept iPhone 5
Features include:
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Would Have Made a Great Series Finale...
| How this show USED to look! |
This is exactly why 28 million people tuned in last night, despite an NFL game on ESPN (my cable isn't working so I didn't have that option).
So, we've resolved how Charlie Sheen is no longer on the show. Do we care about anyone else in the house? Not really, I was willing to leave it at that. Charlie leaves the house to Alan and Jake, life goes on and if my cable was functioning I could have tuned away and not cared.
But My cable is not working so I continued watching.
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| The new man! |
Okay, now things are resolved.
Except for some reason we were left "to be continued..." though, if Schmidt is going to buy the house and he seems popular with the ladies (though I didn't need him to be so naked the whole episode) we now see that the house will continue to be a revolving door for good-looking loose women.
Life goes on and I wish I could tune to ESPN!
So this would have made a nice series finale. Charlie dies, Alan gets on his feet and Jake says something stupid (though that shtick hasn't been funny since he was a cute chubby kid).
Much like a bad car wreck causes people to rubberneck on the freeway, the real-life Charlie Sheen caused a media rubberneck as his life turned into a forty-car-pileup last spring. People wanted to see the end result of how things fallout.
This episode is how the show should have ended, and if my cable gets fixed by next week, it will have ended here for me!
But how would it have stood up as a series finale? Well, first off, there was the absolute lack of the star character. So the finale seems a bit forced. But at least all the loose ends would be tied up. And that's usually what an audience is looking for. If they had sent Charlie off to get married or join the Peace Corps or beamed up to Mars by aliens, that would have left questions. But he's Dead and I think most members of the audience are cool with that. More-so, I think at least half the audience tuned in for the closure on this show that seems to be persistent on every channel at all times. I expect at least a 50% falloff in the ratings for the next episode. So instead of a single episode series finale, you get a whole season. At least I have my closure.
RIP Charlie Harper, RIP Two and a half Men!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Going Down in a Landslide
Somewhat inspired by my previous post from today, here is President Obama singing how he will loose in a "Landslide" next November. To the tune of the Fleetwood Mac Song of the same name!
With Apologies to Stevie Nicks
I Saw Obama's Reflection in Snow Covered Hills...
Friday, September 09, 2011
Holy Crap, a new blog post!
Thursday, May 26, 2011
My unfortunate announcement
Dear family and friends,
It is with sadness I must announce that Krystle and I are no longer together.
We have come to the decision to separate, with a dissolution being finalized this Friday.
I will forever cherish the time that I was fortunate to have spent with her. She would like to express the same sentiment toward me as well.
We only wish the best for each other in all things going forward.
Sincerely,
Andy Zoric
P.S. if this message has upset you, here are some pictures of animals wearing hats to make you feel better.



Friday, April 01, 2011
How do you solve a problem like Qaddafi?

How do you solve a problem like Gaddafi?
How do you get a dictator to step down?
How do you find a word that means Gadaffi?
Brutal, megalomaniacal, genocidal, a terrorist, a bully!
Many a Libyan would like to expel him
They’ll send him out to a foreign land
But how do you make him go?
The UN or NATO?
But not without a US no-fly errand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Qaddafi?
How do they get him off their sand?
He’s the top man in Tripoli
Spells his name with a G (or a K or a Q)
A terrorist with fashion sense
He’s a dictator and magistrater
He’s a brute, he’s a thug, he’s a real baddie.
He’s shot down our jets
Been a general mid-east pest.
He was a colonel when he took over and hasn’t had a promotion since!
He’s a bad boy and hence,
Al Qaeda start riots
In protest.
How do you solve a problem like Gaddafi?
How do you get a dictator to step down?
How do you find a word that means Gadaffi?
Brutal, megalomaniacal, genocidal, a terrorist, a bully!
Many a Libyan would like to expel him
They’ll send him out to a foreign land
But how do you make him go?
The UN or NATO?
But not without a US no-fly errand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Qaddafi?
How do they get him off their sand?
And if you want to dispute my rhyme scheme and cadence (I really don't even know what that is), here's a link to the song from the movie.
enjoy!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
A Not so Elementary Watson
Or I’ll take 3 pounds of grey goo for $1000, Alex
This week International Business Machine (or IBM for short) faired its Watson supercomputer in a Jeopardy! match against former Jeopardy! grand champions Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter. In short the computer won.
Watson is a supercomputer. Represented at his Jeopardy podium by an avatar on a flat-screen and a voice eerily reminiscent of HAL 9000, the real Watson was in a server room next door. Consisting of several racks of dozens of IBM servers each. The total area of Watson takes up about as much room as four standard sized book cases. But to make Watson work he is housed in a special climate-controlled server room that feels something like a meat locker if you were to walk in there. All in all Watson would fill up the area of a very nice sized living room.
According to IBM’s Watson website:
Operating on a single CPU, it could take Watson two hours to answer a single question. A typical Jeopardy! contestant can accomplish this feat in less than three seconds. For Watson to rival the speed of its human competitors in delivering a single, precise answer to a question requires custom algorithms, terabytes of storage and thousands of POWER7 computing cores working in a massively parallel system
That’s a lot of effort just to be able to compete with three pounds of grey goo that comes as standard equipment on every human. And your brain is a lot more portable than Watson.
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