In The News Quickie

The Adventures of Andy Presents:
IN THE NEWS

Baldwin calls daughter a 'pig' in phone outburst
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4035798a1860.html

Alec Baldwin called his 11-year-old daughter a "rude, thoughtless little pig"
when she failed to answer the phone to him.

Honestly I assume anyone with the last name of Baldwin is a "rude, thoughtless little pig"

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Singer proposes toilet paper limits
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21606753-2,00.html

SINGER Sheryl Crowe has proposed a unique way in which to beat global warming
- limit the use of toilet paper.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be
used in any one sitting."

Crowe had no comments on weather or not she will be buying toilet paper offsets. Also in the works: Banning the Burrito.

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That's the news, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me!