So last night I was on myspace.com returning some emails to a friend in Washington state when I saw a bulletin posted with the title "David Hasslehoff"
Having a minor obsession with the former Knight Rider star.. Okay it's not obsessed in a Brokeback Mountain way... I just tend to have dreams about him. Like the time I dreamt that he was an Iraqi spy and he was trying to steal my hotmail password because that's where the US Military Secrets were kept.
Sure I suppose that's technically a dream about Donald Rumsfeld, but he never had a talking car... or Donna D'errico hanging around him. Not that Rummy couldn't get a babe like that. I mean seriously, some guys go out and buy snazzy suits and get expensive haircuts to make up for something they're lacking... I've seen his press conferences, in those drab suits and slicked back hair he's not impressing anyone... at least on the outside!
Where was I? Oh, yes. Myspace.
So I click on this David Hasslehoff bulletin and up pops a video of him singing a cover of "Hooked on a feeling" With the worlds cheapest video production ever.
Why is myspace evil? This morning I still had the song going through my head!
And because Missery loves compay I'm letting you expeerience it first hand!