Dear family and friends,
It is with sadness I must announce that Krystle and I are no longer together.
We have come to the decision to separate, with a dissolution being finalized this Friday.
I will forever cherish the time that I was fortunate to have spent with her. She would like to express the same sentiment toward me as well.
We only wish the best for each other in all things going forward.
P.S. if this message has upset you, here are some pictures of animals wearing hats to make you feel better.